{"id":11655,"date":"2022-09-24T02:41:11","date_gmt":"2022-09-24T00:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/?p=11655"},"modified":"2022-09-22T15:43:14","modified_gmt":"2022-09-22T13:43:14","slug":"fouquieres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/2022\/09\/24\/fouquieres\/","title":{"rendered":"Fouqui\u00e8res"},"content":{"rendered":"

A propos d\u2019une commune peu connue dans le Pas-de-Calais<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n

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Elle est situ\u00e9e \u00e0 8 km \u00e0 l\u2019Est de Lens.
\nComme c\u2019est difficile \u00e0 trouver, un ami ch\u2019ti (PD ou DP) a cr\u00e9\u00e9 un texte<\/span><\/p>\n

** **<\/span><\/p>\n

Fouqui\u00e8res<\/span><\/p>\n

En revenant de Corfou, qui est r<\/span>emarquable parmi les \u00eeles ioniennes, je me suis arr\u00eat\u00e9, comme un fou qui erre<\/span> b\u00eatement, \u00e0 Fouqui\u00e8res<\/span>-les-B\u00e9thune, alors que j\u2019habite Fouqui\u00e8res<\/span>-les-Lens, pour go\u00fbter le tofu qui \u00e9<\/span>rafle l\u00e9g\u00e8rement mon r\u00e9gime.<\/span><\/p>\n

M\u00eame si je suis plus fou qu\u2019hier<\/span>, je ne fais pas partie de ce monde qui kiffe ou qui er<\/span>gote sur la boisson, notamment, bien s\u00fbr, la Leffe, ou qui \u00e9r<\/span>ige des garde-fous. Qui \u00e9r<\/span>ucte \u00e0 mes propos\u00a0?<\/span><\/p>\n

Et toi, le ch\u2019ti, qu\u2019est ce que tu fous\u00a0? Qui est r<\/span>esponsable de ma soif\u00a0? Ou qui \u00e9r<\/span>adique mes pens\u00e9es\u00a0?<\/span><\/p>\n

Je suis \u00e0 vif\u00a0! Hou\u00a0! Qui est r<\/span>abiboch\u00e9 par mes lamentables \u00e9crits de ouf\u00a0? Ou qui \u00e9r<\/span>ode mon cerveau \u00e0 force de me contredire\u00a0?<\/span><\/p>\n

Dis-donc, tu ressembles \u00e0 un petit gorfou qui est r<\/span>onchonnant en mangeant voracement du safou, qui est r<\/span>avissant comme fruit. A mon humble avis, tu aimes nettement plus Carquefou qu\u2019Hy\u00e8res<\/span>.
\nRetournes-y\u00a0! Ou alors les Gorges de la Fou, qui\u00e9r<\/span>y-la-Motte\u00a0?<\/span><\/p>\n

Ne serait-il pas toi le fou qui \u00e9r<\/span>einte mon optisme\u00a0?<\/span><\/p>\n

Je sais, je bafoue \u2026 Qui\u00a0? Er<\/span>ratum\u00a0! Je n\u2019insulte personne, ce ne sont que des jeux de mots laids.<\/span><\/p>\n

Et n\u2019avale pas d\u2019alquifoux qui \u00e9r<\/span>aillerait tes visc\u00e8res\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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