{"id":12019,"date":"2022-12-17T02:42:43","date_gmt":"2022-12-17T01:42:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/?p=12019"},"modified":"2022-12-14T11:44:34","modified_gmt":"2022-12-14T10:44:34","slug":"une-soiree-ordinaire-chez-hanouna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/2022\/12\/17\/une-soiree-ordinaire-chez-hanouna\/","title":{"rendered":"Une soir\u00e9e ordinaire chez Hanouna"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 class=\"western\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Racisme, antis\u00e9mitisme, fake news et complotisme<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-12016 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Macron-Hitler-221214-300x222.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"561\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Macron-Hitler-221214-300x222.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Macron-Hitler-221214.jpg 677w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 561px) 100vw, 561px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Ce soir-l\u00e0, il n\u2019y eut pas de scandale. C\u2019\u00e9tait un num\u00e9ro de \u201cTouche pas \u00e0 mon poste\u201d des plus banals, o\u00f9 la verve de Cyril Hanouna s\u2019accordait au talent de ses chroniqueurs, Jean-Marie Bigard en t\u00eate. Un concentr\u00e9 de subtiles plaisanteries et d\u2019avis\u00e9es analyses rendait tout son lustre \u00e0 la cr\u00e8me de la fange audiovisuelle.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Y a <\/span><\/span><\/em><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">La grosse rigolade<\/span><\/span><\/strong><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> qui revient jeudi prochain sur C8, <\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">trompette Cyril Hanouna. \u2014 <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Moi, je suis archi pr\u00eat, <\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">promet Jean-Marie Bigard. <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">J\u2019ai vingt-quatre blagues tri\u00e9es sur le volet.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Je suis trop press\u00e9. En attendant, mercredi dernier, un num\u00e9ro ordinaire de <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Touche pas \u00e0 mon poste\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">: pas de d\u00e9put\u00e9 insult\u00e9 ni d\u2019appel \u00e0 une justice exp\u00e9ditive, pas m\u00eame d\u2019invit\u00e9 d\u2019extr\u00eame droite. Z\u00e9ro scandale suscitant l\u2019indignation g\u00e9n\u00e9rale. L\u2019animateur s\u2019enquiert\u00a0: <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Est-ce que vous connaissez tous une blague ici\u00a0? \u2014 J\u2019ai une blague, <\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">r\u00e9pond Castaldi.<\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> C\u2019est un maire qui doit faire repeindre sa fa\u00e7ade, il fait un appel d\u2019offres et trois devis sont pr\u00e9sent\u00e9s. Y a un devis qui vient d\u2019un Arabe, un devis qui vient d\u2019un Fran\u00e7ais et un devis qui vient d\u2019un Juif.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Je me marre d\u00e9j\u00e0. Selon Castaldi, ni un Arabe ni un Juif ne peut \u00eatre fran\u00e7ais. \u00c7a promet.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Le devis de l\u2019Arabe est \u00e0 3\u00a0millions d\u2019euros, celui du Fran\u00e7ais \u00e0 6\u00a0millions, celui du juif \u00e0 9\u00a0millions,<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> \u00e9num\u00e9re Castaldi.<\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Le maire demande \u00e0 l\u2019Arabe\u00a0: \u201cPourquoi c\u2019est 3\u00a0millions\u00a0? \u2014 Parce que y a une seule couche de peinture, y a un million pour la peinture, un million pour l\u2019\u00e9chafaudage et un million pour le personnel.\u201d\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Une seule couche de peinture\u00a0? C\u2019est bien du travail d\u2019Arabe, \u00e7a. <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Le maire demande au Fran\u00e7ais\u00a0: \u201cPourquoi c\u2019est 6\u00a0millions\u00a0? \u2014 Moi, monsieur, c\u2019est fran\u00e7ais, donc y a deux couches, c\u2019est du polyester expans\u00e9, c\u2019est magnifique, y a 3\u00a0millions de peinture, 2\u00a0millions pour l\u2019\u00e9chafaudage et un million pour le personnel.\u201d\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> La qualit\u00e9 fran\u00e7aise, insurpassable. <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Et finalement, c\u2019est le Juif qui remporte le march\u00e9. Parce que y a 3\u00a0millions pour le maire, 3\u00a0millions pour lui et 3\u00a0millions pour que l\u2019Arabe fasse la fa\u00e7ade.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Le studio retentit de rires et d\u2019applaudissements, je me tape les cuisses \u00e0 m\u2019en faire saigner les mollets. Y a pas \u00e0 dire, les blagues antis\u00e9mites et racistes restent les meilleures.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Guillaume Genton raconte sa blague\u00a0:<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0C\u2019est l\u2019histoire d\u2019un pingouin qui respire par les fesses. Un jour, il s\u2019assoit et il meurt.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Pas tr\u00e8s dr\u00f4le, \u00e7a fait moyennement rigoler, d\u2019ailleurs ce n\u2019est m\u00eame pas discriminatoire (sauf pour les pingouins). Val\u00e9rie Bena\u00efm d\u00e9bite une blague qui ne fait rire personne, Hanouna juge\u00a0: <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0C\u2019est catastrophique. \u00c7a montre que c\u2019est un m\u00e9tier. \u2014 Ouais, l\u00e0, elle l\u2019a chi\u00e9e, <\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">appuie Bigard. <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">La blague est pas si mauvaise mais elle l\u2019a chi\u00e9e.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Ah ah ah\u00a0! Son usage raffin\u00e9 de la scatologie m\u00e9ritait qu\u2019Hanouna offre une seconde vie \u00e0 l\u2019auteur du \u00ab\u00a0L\u00e2cher de salopes\u00a0\u00bb apr\u00e8s par ses fulgurances sexistes, homophobes, complotistes, antis\u00e9mites, ses <a href=\"https:\/\/www.20minutes.fr\/arts-stars\/people\/3144083-20211009-magazine-jean-marie-bigard-condamne-apres-publication-photos-jennifer-lawrence-nue\">vols de photos<\/a> et ses <a href=\"https:\/\/www.francetvinfo.fr\/replay-radio\/le-vrai-du-faux\/municipales-jean-marie-bigard-a-t-il-raison-de-denoncer-le-manque-de-legitimite-electorale-danne-hidalgo_3713087.html\">\u00e9checs \u00e9lectoraux<\/a>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Au tour de Raymond.<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0C\u2019est un m\u00f4me qui va voir son p\u00e8re\u00a0: \u201cLe soir, j\u2019entends maman, elle fait des bruits bizarres avec toi.\u201d Il lui dit\u00a0: \u201cC\u2019est rien, ce que je fais avec maman, c\u2019est que je lui montre les cl\u00e9s du paradis.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/em> <em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Le fils dit \u00e0 son p\u00e8re\u00a0: \u201cTu feras gaffe parce que le voisin est venu hier \u00e0 15\u00a0heures, je crois qu\u2019il a un double des cl\u00e9s.\u201d\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Acclamations, je suis pli\u00e9 de rire dans mon canap\u00e9 au point qu\u2019il se replie sur moi (c\u2019est un clic-clac). En rappelant que toutes les femmes sont des tra\u00een\u00e9es, cette blague fait l\u2019unanimit\u00e9. Genton en a une autre\u00a0: <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Comment appelle-t-on le cul d\u2019une schtroumpfette\u00a0? Le blue raie.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Tordant. \u00c7a marche aussi avec le h\u00e9ros d\u2019Avatar mais c\u2019est moins dr\u00f4le\u00a0: ce n\u2019est pas un personnage f\u00e9minin.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Hanouna r\u00e9v\u00e8le que Michel Leeb<\/span><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> annonce renoncer \u00e0 jouer sur sc\u00e8ne ses d\u00e9sopilantes imitations de <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0l\u2019Africain\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> et du <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Chinois\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">. Tout le monde s\u2019accorde pour dire qu\u2019il a raison parce que <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0l\u2019\u00e9poque a chang\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">,<\/span><\/span> <span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">aujourd\u2019hui on ne peut plus faire de blagues sur les Noirs, les Arabes, les femmes, les Juifs \u2014 les chroniqueurs de <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">TPMP<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> seraient horrifi\u00e9s, l\u2019Arcom (ex-CSA) imm\u00e9diatement sanctionnerait. Cependant, G\u00e9raldine Maillet nuance\u00a0: <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Je ne pense pas que cette g\u00e9n\u00e9ration d\u2019indign\u00e9s pour tout et tout le temps va r\u00e9soudre les proble\u0300mes du vrai racisme, du vrai antis\u00e9mitisme, de la vraie homophobie. On marche sur la t\u00eate.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Stop \u00e0 la censure de la bien-pensance bobo incapable de distinguer le vrai racisme du faux racisme, le vrai antis\u00e9mitisme du faux antis\u00e9mitisme, la vraie homophobie de la fausse homophobie.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Raymond remarque\u00a0: <\/span><\/span><\/strong><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Y a certains films, quand tu les regardes aujourd\u2019hui, t\u2019es choqu\u00e9. \u2014 Bien s\u00fbr, <\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">approuve Hanouna, <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">quand E.T. fait \u201ct\u00e9l\u00e9phone maison\u201d, il a m\u00eame pas d\u2019iPhone\u00a0! \u2014 L\u2019extraterrestre, avec la technologie qu\u2019il a, il pique le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone d\u2019un gosse pour appeler sa maison\u00a0?\u00a0!,<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> s\u2019\u00e9tonne Bigard. <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">C\u2019est pas un extraterrestre, \u00e7a, c\u2019est un Roumain\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb <\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Cette d\u00e9licate mani\u00e8re d\u2019\u00e9pingler la proverbiale malhonn\u00eatet\u00e9 de ces voleurs cong\u00e9nitaux d\u00e9clenche en moi un nouveau spasme d\u2019hilarit\u00e9 qui parvient \u00e0 m\u2019extraire de mon canap\u00e9 repli\u00e9.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"western\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Au fa\u00eete de l\u2019impunit\u00e9, Hanouna marie \u00e0 merveille la d\u00e9magogie d\u2019extr\u00eame droite \u00e0 une obsc\u00e9nit\u00e9 renouvel\u00e9e<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Hanouna informe <\/span><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">que d\u00e9sormais <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Twitter n\u2019applique plus la politique relative aux informations trompeuses concernant la Covid-19.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Pour l\u2019animateur, c\u2019est une sage d\u00e9cision car, de toute fa\u00e7on, <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0ils disent plus de conneries dans la presse que sur Twitter. \u2014 Y a une d\u00e9rive de la presse \u00e9crite qui publie des fausses informations sous couvert de travail journalistique, <\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">opine Gilles Verdez.<\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Regardez ce qui s\u2019\u00e9crit sur Cyril\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Des mensonges \u00e9hont\u00e9s invent\u00e9s par des merdias jaloux de son succ\u00e8s. Ces gauchiasses de journalopes n\u2019ont pas dig\u00e9r\u00e9 que Baba soit respectabilis\u00e9 par son amiti\u00e9 avec Marl\u00e8ne Schiappa (laquelle a rendu pr\u00e9sentables son sexisme, son homophobie, sa vulgarit\u00e9) et par son go\u00fbt pour la politique (d\u2019\u00c9ric Zemmour). Parvenu au fa\u00eete de l\u2019impunit\u00e9, <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0le trublion du PAF\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> totalement lib\u00e9r\u00e9 marie \u00e0 merveille la d\u00e9magogie d\u2019extr\u00eame droite \u00e0 une obsc\u00e9nit\u00e9 renouvel\u00e9e.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Pour l\u2019aider \u00e0 diffuser <\/span><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">son anti-intellectualisme forcen\u00e9, il peut compter sur ses chroniqueurs. Verdez approuve la d\u00e9cision de Twitter\u00a0: <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Qu\u2019est-ce qu\u2019est une fausse information sur le Covid\u00a0? On ne sait pas.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Par exemple, si on dit que c\u2019est une maladie invent\u00e9es par des \u00e9lites juives mondialis\u00e9es pour imposer un vaccin avec lequel Bill Gates nous implante des puces 5G, impossible de savoir si c\u2019est vrai ou faux. Pour Genton aussi, la fin de cette censure, <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0c\u2019est une excellente nouvelle. Depuis le d\u00e9but du Covid, j\u2019hallucine. Certains m\u00e9dias nous imposent une pens\u00e9e unique qui est insupportable.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Ils disent que c\u2019est un virus transmis par voie a\u00e9roport\u00e9e, que le masque, la ventilation et la vaccination sont b\u00e9n\u00e9fiques, comme s\u2019il y avait un consensus scientifique sur le sujet. En r\u00e9alit\u00e9, ces merdias participent \u00e0 un complot de p\u00e9dophiles satanistes. <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Depuis deux ans,<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> ajoute Raymond, <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">on nous a dit \u201cPerronne est un fou\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">, <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u201cRaoult est un fou\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/em> <em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">et on voit qu\u2019aujourd\u2019hui on donne raison \u00e0 tous ces mecs-l\u00e0.\u00a0\u00bb <\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Aujourd\u2019hui, tout le monde sait que l\u2019hydroxychloroquine est efficace et que les vaccins sont dangereux, comme l\u2019ont clam\u00e9 ces mecs visionnaires.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Puisqu\u2019il est question de sant\u00e9,<\/span><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Bigard d\u00e9gaine une blague circonstanci\u00e9e\u00a0: <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0J\u2019en ai une avec un m\u00e9decin. Un vieil agriculteur arrive chez son m\u00e9decin. Le m\u00e9decin lui dit\u00a0: \u201cJe viens de recevoir vos papiers du labo, c\u2019est pas terrible. Il faut absolument que vous arr\u00eatiez de vous masturber.\u201d Le vieux paysan dit <\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">[accent plouc]\u00a0<\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">: \u201cPourquoi\u00a0? Pourquoi je dois arr\u00eater\u00a0?\u201d Le m\u00e9decin dit\u00a0: \u201cParce que je vous parle, l\u00e0.\u201d\u00a0\u00bb <\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Tout le monde se gondole, moi-m\u00eame je dois aller vider un seau de mes larmes dans la cuvette des toilettes tant je pleure de rire.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Retour \u00e0 une actualit\u00e9<\/span><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> plus s\u00e9rieuse avec <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0une image qui fait froid dans le dos, qui choque la France enti\u00e8re. A Paris, les rats sont en train de prendre le dessus sur nous. Regardez cette vid\u00e9o virale. C\u2019\u00e9tait sur CNews.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em> <em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Ah, j\u2019ai une souris dans la manche\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">, s\u2019alarme une passante interrog\u00e9e lors d\u2019un micro-trottoir. <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0En fait c\u2019est pas une souris, c\u2019est un rat\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">, pr\u00e9cise le reporter. Hanouna l\u2019a signal\u00e9, cette vid\u00e9o a choqu\u00e9 la France enti\u00e8re (qui regarde CNews) car elle a tourn\u00e9 en boucle la veille (sur CNews) pour alimenter de nombreux d\u00e9bats (de CNews). Sur TMC, <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Quotidien<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> n\u2019a pas manqu\u00e9 de <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Qofficiel\/status\/1597665194565435392\">s\u2019en amuser<\/a>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Comme ses coll\u00e8gues de CNews, <\/span><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Hanouna fait appel pour commenter cette actualit\u00e9 \u00e0 <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Pierre Liscia, il a fait de la t\u00e9l\u00e9 chez nous sur C8, il est conseiller r\u00e9gional \u00cele-de-France\u00a0\u00bb. <\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Sans autre \u00e9tiquette que celle de pilier des plateaux des cha\u00eenes Bollor\u00e9. <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Pierre va nous donner des vraies infos. Est-ce qu\u2019y a un vrai probl\u00e8me de rats \u00e0 Paris\u00a0? \u2014 \u00c0 Paris particuli\u00e8rement.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Pas de chance, <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Quotidien<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> a r\u00e9v\u00e9l\u00e9 que la vid\u00e9o du rat avait \u00e9t\u00e9 enregistr\u00e9e \u00e0 Boulogne. <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Y a deux millions de Parisiens et six millions de rats.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Et combien de rats boulonnais\u00a0? <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0C\u2019est pas g\u00eanant dans la mesure o\u00f9 ils sont sous terre. L\u00e0 o\u00f9 \u00e7a devient probl\u00e9matique, c\u2019est quand ils arrivent en surface. \u00c0 Paris, on les voit arriver massivement en surface.\u00a0\u00bb <\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Mais pas \u00e0 Boulogne. Tout \u00e7a, c\u2019est la faute d\u2019Anne Hidalgo (une des cibles privil\u00e9gi\u00e9es de CNews et de Hanouna car en plus d\u2019\u00eatre vaguement de gauche c\u2019est une femme).<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Pierre Liscia se d\u00e9sole\u00a0: <\/span><\/span><\/strong><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Paris aujourd\u2019hui est une ville infest\u00e9e.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> \u00c7a n\u2019arriverait pas \u00e0 Boulogne. <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0On en voit partout, dans tous les restaurants, <\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">pr\u00e9cise Hanouna. \u2014 <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Les espaces verts et les rues grouillent de rats. \u00c7a donne une id\u00e9e de l\u2019\u00e9tat d\u2019insalubrit\u00e9 chronique de la ville. On a atteint un stade de crasse, de salet\u00e9, d\u2019insalubrit\u00e9 qu\u2019on voit dans aucune ville au monde.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Une photo de rats affich\u00e9e derri\u00e8re Hanouna en apporte la preuve. C\u2019est la m\u00eame que celle exhib\u00e9e sur CNews\u2026 et prise \u00e0 Bangkok, comme l\u2019a rep\u00e9r\u00e9 <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Quotidien.<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Liscia se plaint que <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0le rayonnement de Paris \u00e0 l\u2019international en prend un coup parce que ces images sont relay\u00e9es par des touristes et \u00e7a fait le tour du monde\u00a0\u00bb.<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Jusqu\u2019\u00e0 Bangkok, c\u2019est vous dire.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Y a qu\u2019une seule solution,<\/span><\/span><\/strong><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> faut que les rues soient propres, <\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">pr\u00e9conise l\u2019expert en murid\u00e9s. <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Quand une ville est propre, vous avez pas de rats en surface. Paris est la seule capitale du monde occidental\u2026 \u2014 \u00c0 Madrid,<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> le coupe Hanouna, <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">c\u2019est tr\u00e8s propre, y a pas de rats. Paris est devenue une des villes les plus sales du monde.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> \u00c7a donne envie de d\u00e9m\u00e9nager \u00e0 Bangkok. Pierre Liscia pr\u00e9cise\u00a0: <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Paris est la seule concern\u00e9e, les autres villes alentour, le probl\u00e8me n\u2019existe pas.\u00a0\u00bb <\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00c0 Boulogne, par exemple. <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Est-ce qu\u2019y a des solutions concr\u00e8tes\u00a0?,<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> demande un chroniqueur. \u2014 <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">La solution, c\u2019est faire appel au priv\u00e9, le priv\u00e9 sait tr\u00e8s bien nettoyer les villes.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Et les comptes des collectivit\u00e9s locales. <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Y a \u00e9norm\u00e9ment de villes limitrophes \u00e0 Paris qui ont externalis\u00e9 les services de la propret\u00e9, \u00e7a fonctionne bien.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Par exemple, les villes de droite. <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Vous allez \u00e0 Levallois-Perret, \u00e0 Boulogne, vous mangez par terre.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Il suffit de garder votre rat dans la manche.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Hanouna s\u2019interpose\u00a0:<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Y a quelqu\u2019un qui nous dit que la vid\u00e9o n\u2019\u00e9tait pas \u00e0 Paris mais \u00e0 Boulogne.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Ce <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0quelqu\u2019un\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> a le mauvais go\u00fbt de regarder Barthes, le concurrent bobo<\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">.<\/span><\/span><\/em> <em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Mais \u00e7a n\u2019a rien \u00e0 voir, le rat vient du m\u00e9tro.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> C\u2019est un immigr\u00e9 venu de Paris pour grand-remplacer la propret\u00e9 de Boulogne. <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Je suis boulonnais, \u00e0 Boulogne, les rats ne viennent pas du tout.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> En tout cas, pas en surface, ils n\u2019ont pas le droit de sortir du m\u00e9tro. Aucun doute, c\u2019\u00e9tait un rat parisien \u2014 sous doute islamis\u00e9 \u2014 incapable de re<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">s<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">pecter les m\u0153urs boulonnaises.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Pierre Liscia conclut\u00a0: <\/span><\/span><\/strong><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00ab\u00a0Ceux qui soulignent que \u00e7a a \u00e9t\u00e9 tourn\u00e9 \u00e0 Boulogne veulent faire croire qu\u2019il n\u2019y a pas de rats \u00e0 Paris.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> Encore un complot des bobos qui veulent faire croire que <\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">TPMP<\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> est une d\u00e9charge publique.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Samuel Gontier\u00a0; t\u00e9l\u00e9rama<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Racisme, antis\u00e9mitisme, fake news et complotisme<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12019"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12020,"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12019\/revisions\/12020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}