{"id":13953,"date":"2024-04-27T02:26:12","date_gmt":"2024-04-27T00:26:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/?p=13953"},"modified":"2024-04-23T18:28:02","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T16:28:02","slug":"fable-de-la-fontaine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/2024\/04\/27\/fable-de-la-fontaine\/","title":{"rendered":"Fable de La Fontaine"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13946 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Arras-240430-light-V2-212x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"314\" height=\"444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Arras-240430-light-V2-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Arras-240430-light-V2.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 314px) 100vw, 314px\" \/><br \/>\n<strong>une petite histoire<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS, cursive;\">La voiture \u00e9lectrique ayant roul\u00e9 tout l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9, se trouva fort d\u00e9charg\u00e9e quand la bise fut venue&#8230;<br \/>\nPas un seul kilowatt pour le chauffage, le si\u00e8ge chauffant et autres avantages&#8230;<br \/>\nElle alla crier au secours chez la diesel sa voisine&#8230;<br \/>\nla priant de la d\u00e9panner,<br \/>\nlui pr\u00eater, de quoi.. rouler&#8230; et ce jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 la saison prochaine.<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0Je m&rsquo;arrangerai, lui dit-elle !<br \/>\nJe paierai votre diesel, int\u00e9r\u00eat et principal !\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nSa voisine n&rsquo;est pas rancuni\u00e8re, c&rsquo;est une qualit\u00e9 premi\u00e8re.<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0que faisiez-vous, au temps chaud ???\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\ndit-elle \u00e0 cette e-merdeuse. \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0nuit et jour&#8230; je roulais, ne vous d\u00e9plaise.\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0Vous rouliez \ud83e\udd14 j&rsquo;en suis fort aise.. et bien&#8230;<br \/>\nP\u00e9dalez, maintenant. \ud83d\ude1c<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>une petite histoire<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13953"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13954,"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13953\/revisions\/13954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}