{"id":13982,"date":"2024-05-05T02:37:02","date_gmt":"2024-05-05T00:37:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/?p=13982"},"modified":"2024-04-29T10:46:31","modified_gmt":"2024-04-29T08:46:31","slug":"les-jo-racontes-par-un-poete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/2024\/05\/05\/les-jo-racontes-par-un-poete\/","title":{"rendered":"Les JO racont\u00e9s par un po\u00e8te"},"content":{"rendered":"

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… ou par un chercheur !<\/strong>
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A la mani\u00e8re d\u2019un jeu \u2026 recherch\u00e9\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Salut les JO<\/strong>uvenceaux et JO<\/strong>uvencelles\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ce JO<\/strong>li texte est un JO<\/strong>yau JO<\/strong>vial que J O<\/strong>ffre aux JO<\/strong>yeux soutiens des JO<\/strong> \u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

J O<\/strong>se me pr\u00e9senter\u00a0: JO<\/strong>achim JO<\/strong>vet, de JO<\/strong>inville-le-Pont\u00a0; Mon JO<\/strong>b est JO<\/strong>aillier, mais je reste JO<\/strong>ckey \u00e0 mes heures, comme mes cousins JO<\/strong>celyn et JO<\/strong>nathan. J O<\/strong>fficie \u00e0 JO<\/strong>rigny sous le JO<\/strong>ug de JO<\/strong>liot-Curie.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A ce jour, J O<\/strong>bserve, sans JO<\/strong>ie, que l\u2019Etat JO<\/strong>ngle afin de JO<\/strong>indre les deux bouts. J O<\/strong>pposais, voici quelques ann\u00e9es, ma voix de JO<\/strong>bard \u00e0 cette JO<\/strong>uissance JO<\/strong>nch\u00e9e de probl\u00e8mes que la France, qu\u2019elle soit de JO<\/strong>hnny ou du mar\u00e9chal JO<\/strong>ffre, a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 d\u2019organiser. M\u00eame si J O<\/strong>ffense JO<\/strong>\u00ebl, la JO<\/strong>conde va-t-elle (Je sais, J O<\/strong>ppresse mon maJO<\/strong>r !) continuer \u00e0 JO<\/strong>uir pendant les JO<\/strong> ? Moi, J O<\/strong>pine pour JO<\/strong>hannesburg. Le rouge aux JO<\/strong>ues, J O<\/strong>uvrirai le JO<\/strong>urnal en fin de JO<\/strong>urn\u00e9e pour voir si J O<\/strong>ccupe la une. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et toi, JO<\/strong>seph, tu vas parier aux JO<\/strong>\u00a0? Oui\u00a0? Aux JO<\/strong>, deux paris\u00a0? J O<\/strong>ffusque peut-\u00eatre mais je te trouve barJO<\/strong>t\u00a0! <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

J O<\/strong>ffre pour finir une derni\u00e8re image \u2026 A la c\u00e9r\u00e9monie d\u2019ouverture enJO<\/strong>liv\u00e9e des JO 2024, inviterions-nous JO<\/strong> Biden et Elton JO<\/strong>hn \u00e0 JO<\/strong>uer du banJO<\/strong> sous les proJO<\/strong> devant les JO<\/strong>ggers qui chanteraient \u00ab JO<\/strong>bi-Joba \u00bb ?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Allez\u00a0! MiJO<\/strong>tez bande d\u2019enJO<\/strong>l\u00e9s\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et J O<\/strong>ctroie un bracelet de JO<\/strong>nc \u00e0 JO<\/strong>s\u00e9phine et MarJO<\/strong>rie qui sirotent leur beauJO<\/strong>lais dans leur paJO<\/strong>t\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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