{"id":15533,"date":"2025-08-04T01:34:27","date_gmt":"2025-08-03T23:34:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/?p=15533"},"modified":"2025-07-09T07:53:23","modified_gmt":"2025-07-09T05:53:23","slug":"granit-vosgien-gris-bleu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quieryavenir.fr\/blog\/2025\/08\/04\/granit-vosgien-gris-bleu\/","title":{"rendered":"Granit vosgien gris bleu"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/p>\n

Avec Jean-t\u00eate de-Noeud,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h1>\n

<\/p>\n

On s’installe en amoureux<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Le mariage \u00e9tait r\u00e9ussi,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Les p’tits fours \u00e9taient bien cuits !<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Voyage de noces \u00e0 Tahiti,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Summum du bonheur de nos vies !<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

La bagnole\u00a0 neuve dernier cri<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c9pate tous nos amis.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je veux une maison connect\u00e9e,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

une pelouse bien tondue<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

et dans ma v\u00e9randa,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

du granit vosgien gris-bleu !!!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ma grand m\u00e8re a critiqu\u00e9,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle qui milite au col des Hayes ;<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Faut dire qu’elle y est n\u00e9e,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

mais ma grand m\u00e8re est allum\u00e9e.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* *<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ma grand m\u00e8re est \u00e9cologiste<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

et pas pacifiste ;<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

elle vit \u00e0 la bougie<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

avec quelques amies<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

dans un trou perdu<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

entre Saulxures et Ferdrupt<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

En communaut\u00e9.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle n’a m\u00eame pas de la t\u00e9l\u00e9 !<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* *<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ma grand m\u00e8re est folle,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

elle se pr\u00e9pare \u00e0 l’apr\u00e8s-petrole.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Dans leurs d\u00e9lires d’ecolos<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

elles ont mont\u00e9 un club de velo,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

une \u00e9picerie solidaire,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

un s\u00e9choir \u00e0 plantes solaire,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

des jardins partag\u00e9s,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

un fablab autog\u00e9r\u00e9,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

un mouvement de la transition,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

des ateliers d’autoconstruction<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

des chantiers cabane terre paille<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

une chorale r\u00e9volutionnaire<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

des r\u00e9unions pas tupperware !<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* *<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ma grand m\u00e8re est feministe,Ma grand m\u00e8re est extremiste : quand la pelleteuses sont arriv\u00e9es<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

quand les tron\u00e7onneuses ont cri\u00e9, aux arbres est grimp\u00e9e<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

et \u00e0 leur cime s’est encha\u00een\u00e9e<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

pour faire barrage aux ouvriers<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

qui venaient les d\u00e9raciner.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle a d\u00e9pli\u00e9 une banderole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00bb Coupes rases : ras le bol !\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

En haut des arbres elle a r\u00e9sist\u00e9<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

pour ne pas qu’on vienne la d\u00e9loger.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle\u00a0 pr\u00e9f\u00e9rait mourir avec eux !<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Touchant du bout des doigts les cieux.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Les gardes mobiles l’ont descendue<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

et l’ont foutue en garde \u00e0 vue<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

elle n’a pas voulu se marier.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ma grand m\u00e8re est une anarchiste,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

elle ne va m\u00eame pas voter<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle crache sur les luttes l\u00e9galistes,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

elle dit qu’il faut tout faire p<\/span>\u00e9<\/span>ter !<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* *<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ma grand m\u00e8re est alarmiste ;<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

elle pense qu’on va tous crever<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

du r\u00e9chauffement climatique,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

des ondes \u00e9lectromagn\u00e9tiques,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Des OGM, du nucl\u00e9aire,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

du manque d’eau et des guerres.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Des antennes relais, des pesticides<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et tous les projets ecocides<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* *<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle dit qu’au col des Hayes<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

La nature est menac\u00e9e<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

par le projet\u00a0 mortif\u00e8re<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

d’extraction du granit d’une carri\u00e8re<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

qui ferait t\u00e2che dans le d\u00e9cor,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

qui d\u00e9truirait la Faune, la flore,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

qui polluerait les ruisseaux,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

qui ferait fuir les oiseaux,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

qui sacrifierait les sols<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

et les terres agricoles,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

privatisant les ressources communes<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

pour que des sales porcs fassent fortune !<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* *<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Adieu<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

G\u00e9linotte des bois,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

alouette lulu<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

hibou moyen-duc,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

chouette de Telgmann,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

chouette hulotte,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

m\u00e9lodieuse linotte<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

pic noir,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

et martres<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* *<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Mais moi je m’en tape pas mal<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

De leurs r\u00e9volte \u00e0 deux balles<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Dans ma v\u00e9randa je veux :<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

du granit vosgien gris-bleu !!!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* *<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle dit que les habitants se sont rencontr\u00e9s,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

ont appris \u00e0 se conna\u00eetre, se sont organis\u00e9s,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

la for\u00eat de leur enfance ont red\u00e9couvert et racont\u00e9e :<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

projection cin\u00e9 sous les \u00e9toiles,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

balades joyeuses et carnavals,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

marches populaires et manifestations,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

certains lancent des p\u00e9titions, d’autres\u00a0 provoquent des explosions !<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* *<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ma grand m\u00e8re est extremiste : quand la pelleteuses sont arriv\u00e9es<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

quand les tron\u00e7onneuses ont cri\u00e9, aux arbres est grimp\u00e9e<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

et \u00e0 leur cime s’est encha\u00een\u00e9e<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

pour faire barrage aux ouvriers<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

qui venaient les d\u00e9raciner.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle a d\u00e9pli\u00e9 une banderole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00bb Coupes rases : ras le bol !\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

En haut des arbres elle a r\u00e9sist\u00e9<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

pour ne pas qu’on vienne la d\u00e9loger.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle\u00a0 pr\u00e9f\u00e9rait mourir avec eux !<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* *<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Touchant du bout des doigts les cieux.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Les gardes mobiles l’ont descendue<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

et l’ont foutue en garde \u00e0 vue<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* *<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ma grand m\u00e8re est une terroriste<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

S\u00fbrement une islamo gauchiste<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle a cri\u00e9 : \u00ab\u00a0Zad partout, ACAB !\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et m\u00eame \u00ab\u00a0gaia -akbar\u00a0\u00bb !<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Son c\u0153ur \u00e9tait enrag\u00e9,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

son corps \u00e9tait envo\u00fbt\u00e9,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

elle \u00e9tait la Terre qui se Soul\u00e8ve, la Nature qui se d\u00e9fend.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Une fiche S \u00e0 la peau d\u00e9sormais lui collerait,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

mais elle m’a dit en sortant :<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0C’est pour tes enfants que je le fais !\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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